Don't Drink Apple Cider While Driving

As a boy name Johnny 16 was drinking and driving and in a mud color truck. Then all of a sudden the police had pulled him over. Then they said in rough voice "Get out of the car sir". Johnny said " why" in a wiggley voice as if he was drunk. "Sir did you know you were driving top speed on a school zone"? Yeah I did because this place looks deserted more than a dessert" said Johnny. The all of sudden chuckled to himself and fell on the floor. The he started laughing even harder. The cop screamed " Are you mental!!? What are you laughing at?!" Haha said Joghnny I was just thinking that when someboyd in your family was in the train and you ran after them saying goodbye then all of a sudden you ran into the wall and blacked out haha. Then the cop face was so red Johnny thought smoke was going to come out of his ears. The cop named Bill said calmly "I need to interrogate that bottle of Bud Weiser sir". Fine go ahead theres only Apple Cider in there gosh! Hmph! Then the Bill smelled the bottle and asked "sir why did you poor Apple Cider in here and act like your drunk?" Because.....*sighs* I was bored and wanted to get pulled over. You people are so...uhh what's that word again hmm let me think.. The cop said "Sophiscated, smart, grateful, and perfect". The smirked as though he was so cool. No Bil I meant so full of yourself wannabe all that. Yeah well see ya Bill say hi to Molly for me. The cop turned around and said " How do you know my wife's name!" Ohh I guessed I think i'm going to go to a casino now since i'm so lucky C'ya!! The as Johnny was driving he dropped his Granola Bar then crouched down and drived into a ditch. Ahhh man!! oh well I guess i'll stay here the night. The as Johnny got out of the car he stepped right into a ankle deep mudhole he was surrounded by mud then cried himself to sleep. The cackled to himself as though he was mental and said to himself " I'm a free man"

The End....